Just do it

Telenovelas, I'm coming for you.

and do nothing

Sometimes it just stops

You're drunk, go home.

Is it real or based on the prerequisite of me being an idiot?

or not

It's bad for you

When did you realize you were going to die one day?

and slut-shaming.

Just hungry.

Our studio dog never remembers what's coming for him.

...Why do I do this to myself.

Before and after one sip.